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Nose Down, Eyes Up: A Novel mobi ✓ Paperback ☆ goproled ↠ [Ebook] ➧ Nose Down, Eyes Up: A Novel Author Merrill Markoe – Goproled.co.uk At forty seven Gil is the world's oldest twenty two year old man He lives rent free as a handyman in the LA summer house of a couple of rich retirees who only cAt forty seven Gil is the world's oldest twenty two year old man He lives rent free as a handyman in the LA summer house of a couple of rich retirees who only come out for vacations Gruff shrewdly observant but perplexed and beleaguered by women since his nasty divorce Gil has been dating Sara an animal communicator long enough to converse freely with all four of his dogs especially Jimmy the alpha When Jimmy learns Gil isn't his biological father he demands to meet his birth mother a dog owned by Gil's sexy ex wife Eden now remarried to a much wealthier man Then Gil's employers take their vacation forcing him to relocate and setting in motion an odyssey that ultimately shines a light on the root of Gil's problems with women and adulthood by forcing him to move in with his mother Filled with the sharp social and sexual insight and an uncanny understanding of the thought processes of dogs that have become Merrill Markoe's trademarks Nose Down Eyes Up is a howlingly funny story of love sex and the meaning of family Really Fun book to read

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At forty seven Gil is the world's oldest twenty two year old man He lives rent free as a handyman in the LA summer house of a couple of rich retirees who only come out for vacations Gruff shrewdly observant but perplexed and beleaguered by women since his nasty divorce Gil has been dating Sara an animal communicator long enough to converse freely with all four of his dogs especially Jimmy the alpha When Jimmy learns Gil isn't his biological father he demands to meet his birth mother a dog owned by Gil's sexy ex wife Eden now remarried to a much wealthier man Then Gil's employers take their vacation forcing him to relocate and setting in motion an odyssey that ultimately shines a light on the root of Gil's problems with women and adulthood by forcing him to move in with his mother Filled with the sharp social and sexual insight and an uncanny understanding of the thought processes of dogs that have become Merrill Markoe's trademarks Nose Down Eyes Up is a howlingly funny story of love sex and the meaning of family This was one of the funniest dog stories I ever heard on CD I could not stop smiling and laughing I wish would have dog stories on CD I pass them around to all my dog owner friendsThe only problem with the story is the belabored descriptions of the dog owners sexual exploits with his sometimes on and off girlfriends which as written and described were high schoolish It the sex was belabored boring and added nothing to his humorous relationship with his dogs

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Nose Down Eyes Up A NovelAt forty seven Gil is the world's oldest twenty two year old man He lives rent free as a handyman in the LA summer house of a couple of rich retirees who only come out for vacations Gruff shrewdly observant but perplexed and beleaguered by women since his nasty divorce Gil has been dating Sara an animal communicator long enough to converse freely with all four of his dogs especially Jimmy the alpha When Jimmy learns Gil isn't his biological father he demands to meet his birth mother a dog owned by Gil's sexy ex wife Eden now remarried to a much wealthier man Then Gil's employers take their vacation forcing him to relocate and setting in motion an odyssey that ultimately shines a light on the root of Gil's problems with women and adulthood by forcing him to move in with his mother Filled with the sharp social and sexual insight and an uncanny understanding of the thought processes of dogs that have become Merrill Markoe's trademarks Nose Down Eyes Up is a howlingly funny story of love sex and the meaning of family I was enjoying this book when I ran across the C word and thought 'Well he's losing a star in my review over this' because the profanity which is so derogatory to women was just so unnecessary I loved the plot totally became fond of the jerk of a main character and didn't really want to put the book down it was so good But now I couldn't pass it on to my kids because of the profanity and ironically I had just had my teenage daughter mention to me how common it's becoming for young people to use that particular once upon a time taboo word these days Having grown up in the generation that made the F word part of everyday speech I really didn't want to promote such casual use of an even worse word in an otherwise fine book I assumed that the shallow main character named Gil shallow except for his relationships with his dogs WAS the author egotistically and easily writing about himself He DID nail dog personalities beautifully especially the hyper rescue dog so similar to one I have at home And he certainly KNEW what kind of man he was Nicely introspective for such an otherwise lame excuse of a guy And I did notice that the authorGil never used that crass term than once which I thought was curious but STILL the guy who wrote this great little book needed to understand that the use of the C word is not okay It's sexist to the max Please I galloped through the rest of the book sorry it was over satisfied with the ending thinking a seuel would be nice and then saw that the Merrill who is the author is not like the one Merrill I have known Merrill was a woman not a man A woman who had written her main character so authentically that it was an actual shock to find out her gender Hmm And she had only used the C word once Enough to rile the s out of me Enough to have me calling the main character an Ah which he was but with sincere affection which he deserved Wow Merrill you're good Here's that star back You deserve it